Critics have already started to chime in on Top Chef, bravo's new reality show. (To save you some research, they like it, but they don't like it as much as Project Runway, made by the same people. I don't give a flying rat's ass about clothing competitions, so I really can't tell.)
I've been sitting on the couch, sort of just decompressing, and watching the first two episodes of the new series. I'm in a lousy mood, and watching fucktards try to cook is making me relatively happy.
So far though, the only thing that's really grabbing my attention is what a assclown Stephen the Sommelier is, and how completely un-talented some of these people are. (And how they're giving the cooking school student too much shit.)
But the question that's on my mind is this: why does bravo bleep out the word "shit" but not the word "tits"?
I gotta hand it to the cinematographer though. In the first episode the assholic Irishman got kicked out after he mouthed off when he was thrown off the line for tasting food with his finger. In the second episode the camera man catches the competitors tasting with their fingers about three times. Nice.
FOLLOW UP: Okay, so when one of the contestants got kicked off on the most recent episode, she went back, grabbed her knives from the prep area and put them inside her jacket in some interior pocket. Really? They make jackets with knife slots? Wow.
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