Attention Deficit David

Damn nature, yo scary

I was outside admiring the array of flora and fauna on display this fine global warming inspired spring day and my eye happened to alight upon the forms of two bumblebees grappling mid flight in the act of copulation and reproduction. Somehow their bodies managed to form a graceful arc up toward the sky, my eye still able to see them flapping as they reached treetop, my ears still attuned to the glorious buzzing of their wings.

Glory be to God for all things in his kingdom are right and good and OH MY GOD A BLUEJAY JUST ATE THEM.

Amazon is pissing me off

Forgetting for a moment the whole scuttle over Amazon and the issue of whether they're against LGBT titles, but the company is starting to piss me off.

I paid extra to have two items shipped to me for next day delivery. $3.99 each for two items, which will incidentally go in the same box. (I have Amazon Prime, so my base rate is already covered.)

Instead of shipping it UPS red label, so I'd have it by now, they shipped it ground, from a local distribution center that has about a one-day shipping time to my house. That's not the same thing at all.

A note to my readers

I have not been neglecting writing. I've been writing in invisible ink.

Wow

Go watch this, now. The whole thing. Yes, I mean it. Don't just watch a few minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Tip of the day: webcam as mirror

Tip of the day: webcam as mirror
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