I got up at about 7:00 a.m. to pee and stepped in cat poop. I had to hop to the bathroom on the other foot and wash it off.
We ordered Chinese food tonight from the excellent Johny's Wok. We haven't ordered in a while partially because we've been cooking at home to be more frugal and partially because I've been traveling less, which means I can go to the grocery more.
The delivery guy, who I think is one of the owners came to the door and said to me, "what, did you lose our menu?"
Chinese food plus guilt. Must be kosher chinese.